
Who am I and why am I here?
Before I write anything else: I get emails every day from people telling me how much they like my website. Thank you! But I'm not going to respond, so stop emailing me. I also get emails from people telling me how I can increase sales. I'm not selling anything! So stop emailing.
If you read what comes next, you can see what this is about so just enjoy:
As Lockdown began in 2020 I was reluctant to go online, but eventually, by May-June 2020, I decided to have an online presence. This is it!
I am a Christian minister, currently in the Methodist Church - I started out in the Church of the Nazarene.
For background: When I left school I got a job in a calendar factory, but they sacked me because I kept taking days off! Then I got a job in a bakery because I kneaded the dough! When I'd made enough money I set up my own business, making cold-air balloons - never took off! So I started another business - making yachts in the attic - sails went through the roof. But I always wanted to be an astronaut like my dad - he always wanted to be an astronaut too. I eventually became an astronaut - I was over the moon!
Contact me on: martin.keenan@methodist.org.uk (or maybe don't)























